Monday, October 09, 2006

The Best Abortion Joke I've Heard All Day

Everybody loves a good abortion joke. Here's one I heard today:

What is the difference between a baby and an onion?

No one cries when you chop up the baby.


BA-DUM-BUM!

Btw, thanks for not aborting me Ma! Whoo-hoo!

*enjoys life breathing air, feeling warm sunshine and eating sausage pizzas*

Then, later:

*contemplates souls of millions of aborted children, grows depressed and weeps gently*

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