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* Disclaimer: Prolonged exposure to Fraters Libertas can cause diarrhea (which may be bloody), fever, nausea, vomiting, and abdominal pain. Serious and potentially fatal cases are more likely in young hipsters, leftists or party people, and people with weak humorous systems.
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