Tuesday, June 18, 2002

Moe Better Lose

News just out that current Minnesota governor Jesse Ventura is not seeking reelection next November. This narrows the field to Democrat Roger Moe and recently endorsed Republican Tim Pawlenty.

Roger "Trying To Figure Out New Ways to Take" Moe "Of Your Money" is possibly a worse candidate than Skip Humphrey was back in 98'. He has no personality and is the embodiment of a career politician. Pawlenty will roast him in any debates and unless something shocking occurs such as Tim Penny entering the race as an Independent I think we will have a Republican governor come November.

Ya gotta love Jesse's timing. The day after media reports come out detailing the abuse of the governor's mansion that Jesse's son allegedly perpetrated he chooses to announce that he won't run but says he is confident that he would have won had he run. A can't lose proposition. He distracts the attention from "partygate" as I'm sure some creatively challenged local media member will soon dub it while bowing out unbeaten. I think he may have read the tea leaves and seen that after four years his act has worn thin with many residents of Minnesota and he could not handle going out as a loser.

By the way I really didn't give a damn whether Tyrell or whatever that punkass kid's name is had late night parties at the guv's mansion. What was truly outrageous is that the beret clad loser and his crowd were raiding the liquor cabinet. The taxpayer funded liquor cabinet that is. Getting loaded and puking on the rug at the governor's mansion is one thing. Doing it on my dime is quite another. Where's my liquor rebate?

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