In honor of the Minnesota Gopher's inspired victory today over hated rival Western Illinois University (in spite of a brilliant defensive plan by the Leathernecks' superstar Defensive Coordinator), let's wake up the echoes of Gopher glories past and yet to come.
Even though I created this, still can't usually get more than about 60% of the non-conference teams right. Some of these names sound made up, but I'm assured they are all fine, accredited institutions of higher learning. Enjoy.