Separated at Birth

The coach who wants to ring Notre Dame's bell, despite having no backbone to discipline his criminal players: Jimbo Fisher

 and

the guy who rang the bells of Notre Dame despite having a deformed backbone: Quasimodo

Let's hope the game Saturday ends like the book and not the Disney movie. (Hat tip to LuckyMcD).

Note: I have a Taiwanese game preview up at Nihilist In Golf Pants blog. It is excellent analysis, and very funny.