Rudolph the Red State Nosed Reindeer--SAB

Separated at Birth?

Solid gold pundit and Canadian, Mark Steyn

and

Gold and Silver seeker Yukon Cornelius?

This is not the first visual link we've made between conservative punditry and the classic Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer.

If they ever do a live action remake, that's half of the starring roles right there. If someone can find the appropriate Hermey the Misfit Elf we'll be set. (I see Rudolph as a stricly CGI insert). If we can sign Rich Lowry, or if we go in a slightly darker direction, Vox Day, we can start talking production schedules.