I would buy those checks if I could.
Anyway, some enterprising web scribbler has taken a shot at fashioning The Swanson Guide to Man/Woman Relations and for the most part he hits his mark:
If a woman ever asks you to compromise the protein sector of your diet, she may as well have defecated on your wooden sailing ship collection: that’s the first and last red flag you’ll ever need.
Lest you doubt the greatness of Ron Swanson, this
