A Double Axe Attack

NRO's John Derbyshire outdoes himself with a blisteringly funny deconstruction of New Jersey's newly named poet laureate. It's a good thing to have a guy like Derbyshire on your side of a partisan dispute. Because he's a scholar of English literature and the Classics and he's able to fight those battles without my assistance, I can redirect my intellectual energies to other fields. Tune in tomorrow for my editorial on fat people who wear spandex shorts while biking.