You Have Nothing to Lose But Your Dignity

The inevitable, yet long overdue, has finally occurred, that's right, t-shirts accessorized with the scowling visage of Paul Wellstone as V.I. Lenin. Right now it appears only t-shirts are available, but perhaps this organization will ultimately see the potential here and soon you'll be able to purchase Wellstone as Che Guevara black light dorm room posters, Wellstone as Mao black silk pajamas, Wellstone as Robert Byrd white sheet bedding sets, and Wellstone as Woody Harrelson roach clips. That's almost everything you need to throw your own Democratic party. The possibilities and corresponding cash flow seem endless.