Thursday, October 07, 2010

Ching For King (Redux)

Word out of Minnesota House District 15B is that things are looking pretty good for our friend King Banaian. The Banaian campaign is cautiously optimistic that they've laid the groundwork for victory in November. But with Election Day rapidly approaching, now is not the time to let up.

Like most campaigns, the Banaian express runs on volunteers and cash (along with copious amounts of Armenian brandy). If you can spare a Saturday afternoon up St. Cloud way, King could definitely use your help walking the district to get out the vote. If your schedule doesn't permit that, drop some change into King's jar (I did yesterday).

You can donate both your time and money at the King Banaian For House Home Page. Because you need him, Minnesota. Your guilty conscience may move you to vote Democratic, but deep down you long for a cold-hearted Republican to lower taxes, brutalize criminals, and rule you like King.