A Thousand Words

Okay, you're going to try to defeat a fairly popular incumbent county sheriff through a write in campaign with little name recognition yourself. In order to win, you're going to have to do everything right. Every little detail is going to have to perfect. There's no room for error, nothing to chance. Understood?

To start with we'll need a picture that shows your competence and strength to voters that we can use for campaign materials. It's going to have to be a killer shot that really extenuates your best features. What have you got?


Um...okay..well, we've got some work to do here...

Re-elect Rich Stanek for Hennepin County Sheriff.