Sunday, July 24, 2005

All He Needs Are Some Tasty Waves, A Cool Buzz, And He's Fine

After reading the Eagan police report in today's St. Paul Pioneer Press, I began to wonder if Chad The Elder had wandered from the AM1280 studios in search of emergency sustenance:
Possible drug activity: Someone at McDonald's, 3045 Holiday Lane, called police Friday after hearing a customer say he had been smoking all day and now has the "munchies".
Then again, Chad rarely goes to McDonald's when he's baked. He prefers to stay home, crank up some Phish on the stereo and devour an entire 14" deep dish Meatzza Feast pizza. As Chad likes to say: "That Domino's dude delivers some mighty tasty 'za."

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