Word on the street is that Hugh Hewitt's annual listener cruise (Hugh 5.0 To The Extreme!) will include a journey on the Amazon River and stops at other sites in Brazil. This raises a number of thorny questions:
1. Isn't the rain forest already threatened enough without having Hugh rumblin', bumblin', and stumblin' through its fragile ecosystem?
2. What color of Dockers will Hugh wear as he treks into the heart of the deep, dark Amazon wilderness?
3. Is it true that authorities in Rio have already banned Hugh from making any appearances on the city's famous beaches?
4. Will Hugh be able to stay up past 9pm when he celebrates Carnival in Rio?
5. Has the fetching Mrs. Hewitt doubled down on her hubby's life insurance policies? I'd make sure those premiums were paid.
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