Thursday, June 21, 2007

Down Home Chrome


Did anyone else notice Burt Blyleven's plugs when Santana shaved his head?


My finely-tuned FBM (Funny Business Meter) in regards to hair tells me that both Blyleven AND Dick Bremer are sporting Chuck Schumerian plugs.


You could see them on Blyleven because he is bald behind the planted rows of hair on the front of his scalp. This is very unusual unless there is Funny Business afoot. In most cases, the hairline recedes--starting at the front of the scalp and working backwards.


But Burt has hair, then no hair, then hair again. The last hair is what's left of his original mane, the first part is the surgically-enhanced pluggos and the middle is where the surgery stopped and shows his true baldness.


We normally wouldn't see that middle area of no-man's land because the plugs and the existing hair work in concert to cover that small area. But after being shaved bald you could clearly see what was up.

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