Henry e-mails with relief:
The sun is shining. The birds are singing. The food tastes better. The beer is crisper. Santa Claus has brought gifts. The Easter Bunny is merrily hopping along the bunny trail. America is a bright shining light.
The media remains hysteric.The University is still the most morally confused place in America. All because Dennis Prager is back on the radio. Calmly slaying the entire secular world with a mighty Heavenly sword. Ahhhh...
Not only is Dennis Prager back on the air after his recent cruise, he's coming back to the Twin Cities on March 24th:
What keeps Dennis Prager up at night? Come find out on Monday March 24th at the Northland Inn in Brooklyn Park. General admission is just $20 but you can save $5 if you pre-register today. Special V.I.P. dinner packages are available on a limited basis too. Lecture begins at 7:00 PM (General Admission doors open at 6:30 PM). V.I.P. Dinner begins at 6:00 PM (separate ticket required).
Rumor has it that in keeping with the evening's theme, Dennis will be addressing the crowd in his pajamas and that cookies and warm milk will be served afterward. Don't wait to reserve your tickets. If you snooze, you will lose.
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