Wednesday, March 05, 2008

Rage Against The Machine

According to an e-mail sent out by MoveOn.org, John McCain received much more than just the Republican endorsement with his victories last night:

It's official: John McCain is the Republican nominee. That means that as of today, his No. 1 priority will be attacking our candidates.

He's already accusing both Clinton and Obama of wanting to "surrender" to terrorists because they want to end the disastrous occupation in Iraq. And now his attacks will get much louder: He's got access to enormous party resources, including the whole Republican noise machine.


Senator McCain, here's a certificate signifying that you are now officially the Republican nominee and of course the keys to the noise machine. We just changed the oil, checked the tire pressure, and filled up the gas tank. Dubya put a lot of miles on in '04, but we've got it tuned up and running smooth again. You'll be thrilled when you turn 'er over and hear that engine roar. Have a pleasant drive sir.

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