All over the Twin Cities, single women are rending their clothes, gnashing their teeth, and breaking out the sackcloth and ashes. Yes ladies, one of the the area's most eligible of bachelors--our own Saint Paul--is tying the knot and beginning a life of wedded bliss on this very day. He status as a free agent officially ends this afternoon when he signs a lifetime contract.
To avoid the media glare and crush of paparazzi, the ceremony and reception are being held in undisclosed and highly secure locations. Word is that Captain Ed has received exclusive rights to live blog the events so check in at Captain's Quarters throughout the day for updates and breaking news as it happens.
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