Is It Real Or Is It...

Iowahawk? He nicely captures the objective, down the middle analysis of Hugh Hewitt:

And now: Mitt Romney's magnificent, soaring, Olympian speech yesterday at the Bush Library.

Without question, The Speech is destined to enter the pantheon of the defining moments of our time; for in it, we lucky mortals were witness to what was inarguably the finest distillation of passion and and brains and square-jawed herculean glory of this or any other age; an achievement of such blinding white TelePromted perfection that, in 15 heart-pounding minutes, eclipsed every previous achievement of the human race, combined, and those who cannot admit this simple axiomatic truth are clearly soulless and/or deranged.

Perhaps in retrospect, it's a bit understated. It's not easy to capture that level of obsequiousness.