You have to applaud the consistency of the E! Network, extending their trademark sensitivity and tact to even celebrity medical updates. Headline yesterday:
Alex Trebek Jeopardized By Heart Attack
If the E! headline writers can't release their natural punning instincts on game show hosts with grave medical conditions, who can they do it to?
With that in mind, keep you eyes out for the following headlines on E! in the years to come (unless of course any of these people already happen to be dead).
Pat Sajak's Vital Signs Land on Bankrupt
Dick Clark's Heart Doesn't Have a Good Beat and You Can't Dance to It
Bob Barker's Pulse Comes on Down!
Richard Dawson: Can We See Cirrhosis!?
Wink Martindale: Tic Tac Dead!
Jack Barry: Joker!, Joker! Oooooh Things that Give You Cancer
UPDATE: Sisyphus sends in a few more:
Regis Philbin Gives Final Answer
Gene Rayburn Is As Dead As a Blank
No Deal For Howie Mandel
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