--Gift Tips
Whenever you open a non-liquor gift, loudly proclaim, "Oh, great, how the f*** am I supposed to drink this?" They'll know what to get you next year.
--Family Gatherings
Don't freak out if it's your turn bring the Christmas Turkey to a family gathering.
Just make sure you buy the one-liter family-sized bottle so there's enough to go around.
Check out the entire list that the Modern Drunkard has put together.
Atomizer sez: I like this one:
If you receive three cocktail shakers every Christmas, you are a drunkard.I received twenty four.
If you receive ten, get ready for an intervention.
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