Parenting Tips Of The Day

#1 Never feed your toddler Garden Salsa flavored Sun Chips. They're messy and slightly more addicting than crack. Despite our attempted intervention last night, our son still won't admit he has a problem. The first step is always the hardest.

#2 Comes courtesy of Vox Day:

I assume that anyone who is tremendously enthusiastic about spending lots of time with kids has something wrong with them, especially if it's a man with no children of his own.

Words of wisdom.