After exhaustive deliberation and debate, the Fraters Libertas editorial board has officially endorsed Atomizer for MOB Mayor. Atomizer recused himself from the decision of course, but even then the final outcome was in some doubt. It took all of our powers of persuasion to convince JB that Atomizer was actually the right man at the right time.
We encourage our readers to support Atomizer's bid in every way possible. Vote early and enough. Slash the tires of his opponents vehicles. Run Ponzi schemes to secure campaign contributions. Whatever it takes. After all, this is the most important vote that you can cast the week of October 29th, 2007. At least until The Next Great American Band airs on Friday.
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