The Bitter Science
Rumor has it that noted blogger and World Net Daily columnist Vox Day will be making a rare visit to the Twin Cities in the not so distant future. And it sounds like he's got a little payback in mind:
I do hope someone nearby gave him a resounding slap on the back of the head after that happened. Come to think of it, I may do it myself when I finally meet Atomizer. It's not that I'm still bitter, it's just that I'm still pissed.
Upon learning of Vox's intent to whup up on Atomizer, the Nihilist In Golf Pants suggested that there may be a more constructive approach to help these gentlemen settle their differences. We've been trying to come up with a worthy event for the next gathering of the Minnesota Organization of Bloggers (MOB) and the Nihilist believes he has just the ticket:
A boxing contest between Vox and Atomizer.
Not bad for starters, but I think we can make it even more interesting. How about an Extreme Fighting cage match between the two? The bad news for Atomizer is that Vox is a professionally trained martial arts champion. The good news is that no extreme fighter has ever died in the US as the result of a match (yet). And he has still has plenty of time to get in shape for the bout.
All he has to do is cut down on the drinking and smoking, start a rigorous daily workout program, and learn to harness his bitterness and channel it into positive energy. Washing and waxing my car sounds like a good way to start with the latter.
UPDATE: Rew from The Power Liberal has suggested that we dub the event "Voxxy Boxing." Brilliant idea.
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