Through The Looking Glass
Law Talking Guy: Mr. Elder, you've been the boy's friend for fifteen years. Do you really think he could be the leader of the local right-wing noise machine?
Elder: Well, not the leader, I mean... [looks over at Atomizer] [cries] Oh, it's true, it's true! All the pieces fit! [bawls]
And apparently our readers have pieced the puzzle together as well and correctly fingered Atomizer as the key link in the daisy chain of the local right-wing noise machine. In our recently completed poll, Atomizer finished ahead of the field by a comfortable margin with John Hinderaker and Sideshow Bob tying for second.
An interesting feature of the poll was the manner in which the results were distributed. When you graph it, there is a remarkable symmetry to the distribution. Further evidence of intelligent design? Or the just the latest example of the evil genius of Karl Rove?
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