Flipping around the dial last night I came across an extremely effective Al Qaeda recruiting video. Technically, it was called The Real Housewives of New York City, but Osama himself couldn't come up with a better pitch for waging jihad against the godless infidels.
After fifteen minutes of watching these insufferable, pretentious, superficial, pampered gaggle of Gotham gals blather on about the meanings of "taste" and "class" (hint: people with real class don't appear on reality TV shows), this mild-mannered Midwestern Catholic was ready to strap on an explosive vest and make the ultimate sacrifice to help bring down the Great Satan. Seriously, I can't imagine that watching this show would do anything but incite passionate hatred for America. I could see how someone could conclude that any country that allows empty-headed, self-absorbed women like these to consider themselves (however delusional that consideration may be) as "elite" must be evil. Let's just pray that Al Jazeera doesn't pick this series up.
Compared to these nattering ninnies from New York, The Real Housewives of Orange County now look like a cloister of Carmelite nuns.
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