Bow Down Before the One Who Brings the Mail on Time
During my lunchtime jaunt through the streets of Stillwater today, I do believe I had a divine vision. Or a vision of reliable parcel shipment services. It's hard to say which, but it looked exactly like this.
Suggested company tagline: Embracing the First Amendment and ignoring the Second Commandment since 1984.
If nothing else, that bold commercial statement gives me the confidence to go ahead and purchase that new, acronym branded semi-truck trailer for the latest Fraters Libertas business venture: Allied Lubricants Linguine And Handlebars. As sala'amu alaikum!
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