Top 11 Reasons Hugh Hewitt Was Not Invited To My Bachelor Party
11. Michael Savage said he wouldn't show if Hugh was there
10. Afraid he'd no show and send Carol Platt Liebau and Tim Taylor in his place
09. Local hunters would mock the Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two Hundred Shot Range Model Air Rifle he takes everywhere
08. Diet Coke shots are NOT cool
07. Strippers make him "Uncomfortable"
06. He was already attending a "Wonderful" Joan Baez concert that weekend with Scott Johnson
05. JB refused to give him the title "Gymnasiarch of the Bachelor Party"
04. We already had five hate-filled white guys shooting their mouths off
03. Speaking fee? For Hugh Hewitt?
02. With The Nihilist in Golf Pants attending, the dork quotient was already too high
01. No protestants allowed
UPDATE: An eerily similar list available here.
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