We've tried nothin' and we're all out of ideas

We've tried nothin' and we're all out of ideas

JB Doubtless may turn out to be more than just the "fun" uncle who corrupts my son with fireworks, pornography, and alcohol. After hearing about the recent troubles with the boy, he reminded me that a local institute of higher learning offers a program that might provide the perfect remedy for the situation.

Yes indeed, I think that the University of Minnesota Spankological Protocol could be just what the doctor ordered. Look for an update in eight months.