Green Means Go

What goes through the mind of your average Wisconsin driver when the "stop 'n go light" turns green?

"Packers. Beer. Cheese. Venison. Packers. Cheese. Beer. Ven...Hey look at that. The light is green. I should depress the accelerator and propel my vehicle through the intersection. Here we go. Packers..."

Maddening.

UPDATE-- Paul from Colorado e-mails to ask:

Hey Chad, have you ever noticed that Wisconsin is one of those states where everyone who moves from there always tells you how great Wisconsin is? I mean on and on about "Well in Wisconsin this..." Or "Yeah in Wisconsin we have ...." Answer me this when is the last time you heard anyone say "That's it honey were moving to Wisconsin!" ? That is because nobody moves there and if it was so great half of it's damn population would not live in another state telling everyone around them how great it is.

Wisconsin is indeed a great place. To be from. Just ask anyone of the 678,943 exiles from the Badger State who live in the Twin Cities.