Must Be Steelers Fans Redux

At the beginning of August, I introduced you to the chucklehead from Pennsylvania who wanted a DUI so bad that he began steering his buddy's car from the passenger seat so that his designated driver could polish off a big sandwich. That one scored pretty low on the intelligence meter...even for a drunk.

Now, amazingly just over two weeks later, we have a new contender for the title of stupidest drunk driver in Pennsylvania:

WELLERSBURG, Pa. -- Police said a man accused of drunken driving told them his 4-year-old son was at the wheel of his sport utility vehicle when it crashed into a tree.

They said 33-year-old Albert Monroe Boyce Jr., of Hyndman, told them his son, who was sitting on his lap, had turned the wheel too far to one side, sending the SUV careening off the road.

Police said Boyce had an open 30-pack of Budweiser and a cooler in the vehicle when the crash occurred.

Boyce faces a preliminary hearing Sept. 21 on charges of drunken driving, child endangerment, reckless endangerment and driving without a license.

Boyce received facial injuries in the crash, and the child was treated and released for unspecified injuries.

This poor kid's injuries from the crash may be unspecified but it is quite clear that one of the very specific injuries he will have to endure throughout his lifetime is having to share a Y-chromosome profile with an unqualified idiot...and, most likely, a Steelers fan to boot.