Was It Good For You, Honey?

Last Saturday at the State Fair, we had a very special NARN broadcast featuring Hugh Hewitt and his erstwhile producer Generalissimo Duane. Hugh was kind enough to drop by the booth and talk politics with us. Duane was kind enough to stop by and milk a cow. Live on the air. Make Marconi proud we did.

And we made Jay Larson a very happy fellow. The way he was grinning ear to ear you would have thought he had just heard news of a plague outbreak in Minneapolis (he is in the buryin' business after all). He's taken a lot of abuse (mostly well-deserved) from Duane over the years and he was relishing this moment of payback almost as much as the sixteen corn dogs he consumed that day at the Fair.

As in most intimate encounters, things were a little awkward between Duane and Honey (yes, that really is the name of the cow) at first:




But the ice was quickly broken and, not wanting to waste any time with foreplay, Duane got right down to business:




He seemed surprisingly familiar with the udder area for a Southern California boy:




His technique was a little mechanical, but he wasn't afraid to get his hands dirty:




His strong hands were soon pumping in a steady rhythm:




The play by play couldn't have been any closer:




They're not radio knobs Generalissimo:




I suggest you end with a counter-clockwise swirl:




All that work, for this? Don't quit your day job.




Was it good for you?




Honey wants to cuddle:




Typical man, can't wait to move on:




It's been two days since their hook-up and I understand that Generalissimo still hasn't called. I guess that's what happens when you give away the milk for free.

[Thanks to Atomizer for snapping the pics.]