Found: Several maize and blue jock straps, believed to belong to defenseman, forwards, and the goaltender from the seventh ranked University of Michigan hockey team, were found at Mariucci Arena after Saturday night's 8-2 thrashing at the hands of the Gophers. If one of these jock straps belongs to you, and you're not too embarrassed to admit it, you can contact the janitorial staff at Mariucci Arena to have it returned. To prevent a repeat of such losses in the future, please limit your hockey playing to CCHA games where you have a chance of not being completely humiliated by a superior opponent. Thank you for your cooperation.
UPDATE--Scott e-mails to express his cautious optimism:
I too watched the Gophers destroy Michigan on Saturday night. I started to think, maybe this team has a chance at defeating Holy Cross this year.
Of course, the season is still young...
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