Primary Night Drinking Game

While we don't know how much longer we'll have John Edwards to kick around, while he's still in the race you can make his or his wife's speeches a whole lot more fun by taking a swig every time they mention the mill (pronounced "meel") where his father worked. I don't think either of them can go more than two or three sentences without referencing it.

I would have suggested that you drink when you hear Clinton, Obama, or now Romney mention the word "change," but that would be encouraging abuse.

For what it's worth, here's my rankings of the candidates' post-result speeches last night:

Obama
Huckabee
Romney
Clinton
McCain
Edwards