Rank Journalism

Chris Riemenschneider of the Star Tribune, reaching for a metaphor where the son don't shine:

Those genius scientists figured out how to cram 10,000 songs onto an iPod small enough to hold in your butt crack, but could never invent a plastic wrap on CDs that didn't take minutes to get off, dangerously heighten your blood pressure and occasionally require stitches when you resorted to scissors.

Remind me to never borrow Chris Riemenschneider's iPod.

Maybe he's been hanging out with Bob Sansevere too much.