From the Pioneer Press round up of 2007 police blotter items:
Police received an anonymous call about 1:15 p.m. June 25 that a male wearing a thong and a top hat was running in a ditch along the southbound lanes of Interstate 694 near Stillwater Boulevard. A Minnesota State Patrol camera caught the male jumping over a fence on the west side of the interstate. He was not found.
Let the record show my marriage was not for another two months and there was no plausible other reason for me to be wearing a top hat in 2007. The defense rests.
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