The Fear Is Apparent, Can The Loathing Be Far Behind?
The magnitude of the desperation of the Hewitt for CU President Campaign is amply demonstrated by news that Hugh is traveling to Colorado today in what can only be seen as a last gasp at reviving his moribund campaign. The latest polls show Hugh mired in third place with a mere 22% of the vote, trailing both Eric Cartman and King Banaian from SCSUScholars by substantial amounts.
Hugh's pathetic pandering to the various (BTW, interesting color choice for today's "Blogfest" event) members of the Rocky Mountain Alliance in order to seek their endorsement is a transparent ploy to reverse the fortunes of his fast sinking candidacy. I'm sure the astute members of the RMA will see Hugh's shameless shilling for what it is and not allow it to affect their endorsement decision.
Meanwhile in other campaign news, King Banaian has accepted Hugh's challenge to participate in a debate with the short but sweet response, "Bring it on, girlieman." But the current front runner Eric Cartman refused Hugh's offer, saying the he would not be seen on stage with "that G*d**m hippie." Instead Cartman proposed that he and Hewitt settle there differences in an alternative manner. He seemed to be speaking directly to Hugh when he explained, "I'll Rochambeau you for it."
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