Monday, March 14, 2005

It Could Happen to You

Among the galaxy of call in testimonials scheduled on the NARN anniversary Saturday, the lone star who neglected his commitment confesses his reason. He was working.

I'm tempted to incite a swarm against this guy for committing the offense of working a paying job while on the blog clock. But it's hard to be too harsh on him when he holds this truth to be self evident:

I thought I had a pretty good bit lined up, too -- aspiring mainstream media columnist who finally got a regular gig with the local MSM only to find out that all along happiness was to be found in his mother's basement with a computer and a plate of fishsticks

We forgive Craig, this time, for the transgression. But he would do well to remember, just like *that* we could ban him from the MOB, get him kicked out of his mother's basement, and sentence him to a life of actually getting paid for his prose. He should consider himself warned.
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