WHO: Islamofascists everywhere who share a hatred of the Great Satan
WHAT: Your chance to finally prove your manhood and strike a blow against the Great Satan. Instead of blowing up woman and children in cowardly terrorist attacks or marching in the streets chanting "Death to America" knowing full well that no one will make you account for your words you can now actually go head to head with the Crusaders in a real jihad. Opportunities for martyrdom abound. Don't miss out!
WHERE: Iraq
WHEN: Now-in fact the sooner the better this offer won't last forever!
RSVP: Please let General Tommy Franks know when you will be arriving in Iraq and where you will be staying. He'll have a welcoming committee knocking down your door (or perhaps the walls) in no time.
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