Communications Breakdown
Links to the internet over at Fraters HQ East a.k.a. the Eagles Nest have been severed and at this point have not been restored. A complete investigation is underway but for now the prime suspects are some scraggily looking Macalester students who were spotted in the neighborhood earlier in the week working under the guise of gathering signatures for a petition to promote clean water.
Thankfully security has not been compromised at Fraters HQ West a.k.a. the Wolves Lair no doubt due in some measure to the recent installation of the moat (filled with alligators AND lions) and a doubling of the hounds available for release.
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