Wednesday, March 12, 2003

No Blood for Adonal Foyle

From Sports Pickle (an Onion-esque web site devoted to sports), a report on an anti-war(riors) demonstration I think we can all get behind:

Anti-Warriors Rally Draws Nearly a Dozen to National Mall

An anti-Golden State Warriors rally held in Washington, D.C. yesterday failed to draw many people, just days after an anti-war demonstration brought hundreds of thousands to the National Mall. "I have to admit that I am disappointed in the turnout," said Jason Spindler, rally organizer. "I expected at least five or six more people to show." Of the nine people that admitted to being part of the rally, six said they thought they were taking part in an anti-war rally, not a demonstration against the Golden State Warriors. "That explains all the rhetoric against Antawn Jamison that guy was shouting," said Claire Bridges, holding a sign proclaiming: 'No War 4 Oil!' "I had heard of Jamison, but I thought Gilbert Arenas was some guy in the Bush administration."

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