A Super Hero Concept That Just Never Caught On
It's a bird! It's a plane! It's um.. Spandex Man?!?
Last March, when two 18-year-old women were taking the elevator to their apartment in a Plymouth building, they were approached by a man wearing light-colored spandex tights and a T-shirt, Lindman said.
The man asked if his outfit was too revealing and then asked if he could use the mirror in their apartment to see for himself how he looked. Once in the apartment, he drew attention to his groin area and asked the women to rate him from one to 10. The women told him to leave and he did, Lindman said.
However, the women neglected to lock their door, and the man soon returned, this time wearing only a thong, he said.
The man attempted to hug his victims, began to masturbate and pulled down the pants of one of the women, Lindman said.
They screamed and the suspect fled, he said.
“Spandex Man” began exposing himself to victims at least 10 years ago but the incidents now are escalating to attempts to touch his victims, Lindman said.
There have been no recent reports of incidents involving the suspect, but police throughout the metro area and from as far away as Mankato and Wisconsin have had similar cases, he said.
The jokes pretty much write themselves with this guy. Spandex Man: able to pleasure himself with a single stroke. Have more fear ladies, Spandex Man is here.
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