Thursday, September 25, 2003

Welcome To The Woe of California

After watching the California recall debate last night I could only come to one conclusion:

Thank God I don't live in California.

You can take your "But what about the children?" compassionate moderate Ahnold, your dull unelectable McClintock (it's called a personality Tom), your gluttonous Bustamante (he sounded like he'd exercise as much discipline and restraint with the budget as he does with the buffet table), you commie Camejo (earth to Green guy: The Soviet Union is kaput. The grand experiment failed. Give it a rest.) and your annoying nutbag Arianna (please take your Arianna!).

None of these candidates are worthy to tie Minnesota Governor Tim Pawlenty's skate. Hell, they're not even worthy of carrying his jock (although something tells me Arianna would derive a perverse pleasure from it).

You can take your beautiful weather. We'll have nice weather here again. But you won't have a decent, respectable governor for years, even after you get rid of Davis.

It won't be long until we have our winter days in Minnesota again. But I won't be California dreamin'. Wake me when it's time for the next recall.

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