Saturday, December 04, 2004

The Nightmare Before Christmas

Sports fan Tobin from Brooklyn Center writes in with further ominous warnings regarding Green Bay Packer and Closet Laundry Basket Defecator Najeh Davenport, and his appearance in the Twin Cities for the Christmas Eve game against the Vikings.

... the game against the hated Packers [is] still four weeks away. What can we expect in the way of sports topics between now and Christmas Eve? Musings about Brett Favre's painkiller addiction from years past? A list of evidence about the NFL's bias towards Green Bay? While you posted it under the guise of "In the interest of knowing our opponents", I wonder what relevance this has as Mr. Davenport being an opponent of the Vikings. Do the Vikings need to keep a close eye on their helmets while they're off the field during the game? Will this distract them from doing their job on the field?

Excellent points sir. The Vikings definitely do not need any more distractions. But given Davenport's track record (and police record), no open receptacle in Minnesota can be considered safe until he's back in the Dairy State.

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