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Dayton not running for Senate in '06.
In related news, price plummets in Dayton v. Kenney blog common stock.
UDPATE: More news here. According to this source, being a multi-millionaire and an incumbent just aint enough to cut it anymore for a US Senate candidacy. This exclusive photo shows Mark Dayton reacting to this shocking turn of events.
UPDATE: Mark Dayton announces he's going to continue to serve America by joining cast of Up With Democratic People!
UPDATE: Following their nationwide tour, he'll then debut his new ventriloquist act, featuring a lifesize replica of Andy Dick.
UPDATE: Ultimately, he'll return to Minnesota to pursue his real dream, big time, professional bingo calling.
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