Funnyman Al Franken to announce his candidacy for US Senate.
In related news, price of Dayton v. Kennedy blog common stock plummets further. Price of shares in Radio Air America remain steady. At zero.
UPDATE: Franken announces his prospective bid in song, to the tune of George Michael's "Careless Whisper."
UPDATE: Franken's first campaign promise, if elected, all Minnesotans to receive gentle shoulder massages from controversial Brooklyn street preachers.
UPDATE: During his first term, Franken also pledges to "focus like a laser beam" on guys with bald spots.
UPDATE: Franken wrapped up his announcement with the solemn vow: "read my lips .... flaverlooberleebleefullo."
We welcome Al Franken to the race for US Senator from Minnesota and sincerely hope he can establish residency within the state's borders within the constitutionally mandated time frame.
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