Just What The Doctor Ordered
Michael e-mails with a slightly different prescription for my recent illness:
As a doctor of the malt, I must say that all the doses you took, while palliative, are not truly medicinal. The true elixir in these circumstances is Laphroaig - 10 year, unless you are the type who needs a more sweetness. Then the 15 will do, but its power is waning.
I trust that you shall follow doctor's orders - take two and call me in the morning.
Doctor of the malt? Now that's a title worth pursuing.
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