Mike Nelson, on facial hair:
As a man, I understand the temptation to cultivate facial hair. It does, after all, grow on your face, forcing you to come up with some sort of plan as to what to do with it, and where to exactly to put it.
His commentary includes several case studies (and expert illustrations) of unique facial hair expressions, including the "The Wispy Not-Really-There Beard", "The Overly Groomed Mustache", "The Out-of-Control Soul Patch", and "Mutton Chops. Good Lord, Mutton Chops".
If Mike tackles this subject again in the future, we suggest he profile one other neglected American classic: the Pube-stache.
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