Pack up the babies and grab the old ladies and get them out of the room, because today is a Laura Billings column day. And the notorious Biscuit Queen of the Pioneer Press doesn't disappoint. According to her column today, she found herself caught in a traffic jam out by the airport last Saturday. And her first reaction was:
Did another guy take off his pants in the security check?
TA DA! Yes, that's one, two, three, four mentions in her column in the past two weeks of someone dropping their pants. An unprecedented mark in Twin Cities journalism history. Congratulations go out to Billings, her husband and mentor Nick Coleman, and the Pioneer Press for this ground breaking work in editorial excellence.
By the way, in case anyone is wondering, she's not referring to me this time. Although I can't specifically account as to the state of my pants at that precise moment, I can assure you I was no where near the airport on Saturday.
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