Don't Cry For Me Minnesota

Remember that clod we elected governor back in '98, during the calm before the storm, when politics was considered so trivial that people in Minnesota thought it would be amusing to have a wrestler running the state?

Fresh off his fellowship at Fair Harvard, he's back in the news pouting because, "I have no one to vote for":

Former Gov. Jesse Ventura said Tuesday that he doesn't plan to vote in the upcoming elections because his views don't align with any presidential candidate and because Independence Party candidates likely won't appear on the Minnesota ballot.

"I can vote against someone if I want, but I have no one to vote for," he said after giving a speech at Georgetown University in Washington, D.C.

Sniff. Poor Jesse. Has the American electoral process let you down booby? Awwww. We feel so soway for you. Poor baby.

The election just won't be the same now that you've taken your ballot and gone home.

You want something to really cry about Jesse? Take a look in the mirror (WARNING: not suitable for viewing by children under twelve. May cause night terrors and lasting psychological damage.)