Looking For A Good Home

Wanted: A good home for an excitable pure bred left wing activist. DNC certified. Goes by the name Eli, but also responds well to "Bush Lied!" Can be aggressive at times and tends to bark profanities. Good with children unless they are fascist, brown-shirted Boy Scouts. Housetrained, but you may want to lay some issues of National Review on the floor just in case. Runt of the litter intellectually speaking. Immunized against logic and reason. Rabies free despite occasional foaming at the mouth. Loves to have his ego stroked. Comes with tin foil, Michael Moore Jerky Treats (high in fat, devoid of nutritional content), and Karl Rove chew toy.